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Aperture

We just got the results from that last test: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

GLaDOS, Aperture Laboratories, Portal 2
Aperture
Aperture
Aperture

Aperture would like to thank you for your continued participation.

  • Designed in the UK Printed near you
  • Paying it forward 5% goes to Water Aid
  • Always nerdy Made with ♥ & 🤖

Designer's notes

How are you? I'm a potato.

I have always loved the retro-aesthetic of the later levels in portal 2 (I even own the incredibly rare diner-style mug from thinkgeek). The game is so visually rich, and well written that I wanted to pay homage with my own take on the 1980s, Cave Johnson era.

A mono, green-screen display, definitely, 100% positively loading cake (why would it lie?). A beige terminal housing. Pixel patterned gradients, and a small nod to 80s Apple design with a (literal) multi-layered visual pun.

Thank you for your participation.

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Fit & sizing

Choose your fit

Gildan 5000 · Heavy Cotton

Relaxed tee

Classic-cut unisex tee in 100% pre-shrunk cotton (5.3 oz / 180 gsm). Taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems, tubular body with no side seams. Boxy through the chest and waist. Runs true to size; size down one if you prefer a slimmer body.

Size chart · inchescm

Size Chest (½) Body length
S 1846 2871
M 2051 2974
L 2256 3076
XL 2461 3179
2XL 2666 3281
3XL 2871 3384
4XL 3076 3486
5XL 3281 3589

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Iron inside out on low heat. Avoid the print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

Gildan 64000L · Softstyle Ladies

Fitted tee

Contoured ladies’ cut in 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz / 153 gsm). Side-seamed with a tapered waist for a fitted silhouette, narrower neckline, and a softer, lighter hand than the heavy cotton. Runs true to size; if you’re between sizes, size up for a roomier feel.

Size chart · inchescm

Size Chest (½) Body length
XS 15½39 24⅝63
S 16½42 25½65
M 1846 26¼67
L 19½50 27¼69
XL 2153 28⅛71
2XL 22½57 2974
3XL 2461 29⅞76

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Iron inside out on low heat. Avoid the print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

Gildan 18500 · Heavy Blend

Hoodie

Roomy unisex pullover hood in a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend (8.0 oz / 271 gsm). Two-ply hood with matching drawstring, kangaroo pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband. Air-jet spun yarn gives a softer hand than most heavyweights. Runs true to size; size up if you want extra slouch.

Size chart · inchescm

Size Chest (½) Body length
S 2051 2769
M 2256 2871
L 2461 2974
XL 2666 3076
2XL 2871 3179
3XL 3076 3281
4XL 3281 3384
5XL 3486 3486

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Iron inside out on low heat. Avoid the print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

FAQ

Frequently asked

  • Are these officially licensed?
    No, nothing on MFRG is officially licensed. Every design is original artwork I make, inspired by the films, shows, games and pop culture I grew up loving. Fan art with my own twist. If you're after official merch, you'll find it elsewhere.
  • How long does shipping take?
    Each piece is printed to order. UK orders typically arrive within 5–7 working days; international times vary by country. See shipping for the full breakdown.
  • Can I return it if the size is wrong?

    Every piece is printed to order, so I'd really rather you nailed the size first time. The Fit & sizing charts above have both inches and cm and the full body-length figures. Give them a proper look. If you're between sizes or unsure which fit suits, drop me a line at hello@myfirstraygun.com with your usual size in another brand and I'll talk you through it before you order.

    Because everything is made to order, I can't take change-of-mind returns or swap a wrong size. Anything faulty, damaged or not what you ordered is on me, though: open a ticket within 30 days of delivery and I'll sort a replacement or refund. See the full returns policy.

  • Can you put a design on a different garment?
    Absolutely. Drop me a line at hello@myfirstraygun.com with what you're after and I'll see what's available. If I can, I absolutely will.
  • How does the Relaxed tee compare to the Fitted?
    The Relaxed is a unisex cut (Gildan 5000): boxier through the chest and waist, slightly longer in the body, heavier 5.3 oz cotton. Runs true to size. If you want a closer silhouette, size down, or try the Fitted tee, a ladies' cut (Gildan 64000L) with a tapered waist and softer hand.
  • Does the Relaxed tee shrink in the wash?
    Pre-shrunk cotton, so minimal further shrink (1–3% if washed hot). Wash cold and tumble dry low and it'll hold its shape for years.