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Aperture

We just got the results from that last test: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

GLaDOS, Aperture Laboratories, Portal 2
Aperture design by My First Raygun
Aperture design by My First Raygun

Aperture would like to thank you for your continued participation.

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Designer's notes

How are you? I'm a potato.

I have always loved the retro-aesthetic of the later levels in portal 2 (I even own the incredibly rare diner-style mug from thinkgeek). The game is so visually rich, and well written that I wanted to pay homage with my own take on the 1980s, Cave Johnson era.

A mono, green-screen display, definitely, 100% positively loading cake (why would it lie?). A beige terminal housing. Pixel patterned gradients, and a small nod to 80s Apple design with a (literal) multi-layered visual pun.

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Fit & sizing

Choose your fit

Gildan 5000 · Heavy Cotton

Relaxed tee

Classic-cut unisex tee in 100% pre-shrunk cotton (5.3 oz / 180 gsm). Taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems, tubular body with no side seams. Boxy through the chest and waist. Runs true to size; size down one if you prefer a slimmer body.

Size chart · inchescm

Size Chest (½) Body length
S 1846 2871
M 2051 2974
L 2256 3076
XL 2461 3179
2XL 2666 3281
3XL 2871 3384
4XL 3076 3486
5XL 3281 3589

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Iron inside out on low heat. Avoid the print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

Gildan 64000L · Softstyle Ladies

Fitted tee

Contoured ladies’ cut in 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz / 153 gsm). Side-seamed with a tapered waist for a fitted silhouette, narrower neckline, and a softer, lighter hand than the heavy cotton. Runs true to size; if you’re between sizes, size up for a roomier feel.

Size chart · inchescm

Size Chest (½) Body length
XS 15½39 24⅝63
S 16½42 25½65
M 1846 26¼67
L 19½50 27¼69
XL 2153 28⅛71
2XL 22½57 2974
3XL 2461 29⅞76

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Iron inside out on low heat. Avoid the print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

Gildan 18500 · Heavy Blend

Hoodie

Roomy unisex pullover hood in a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend (8.0 oz / 271 gsm). Two-ply hood with matching drawstring, kangaroo pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband. Air-jet spun yarn gives a softer hand than most heavyweights. Runs true to size; size up if you want extra slouch.

Size chart · inchescm

Size Chest (½) Body length
S 2051 2769
M 2256 2871
L 2461 2974
XL 2666 3076
2XL 2871 3179
3XL 3076 3281
4XL 3281 3384
5XL 3486 3486

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Iron inside out on low heat. Avoid the print
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

FAQ

Frequently asked

  • Are these officially licensed?
    No, nothing on MFRG is officially licensed. Every design is original artwork I make, inspired by the films, shows, games and pop culture I grew up loving. Fan art with my own twist. If you're after official merch, you'll find it elsewhere.
  • How long does shipping take?
    Each piece is printed to order: 3 to 5 working days to print, then 2 to 3 for UK delivery, so 5 to 8 working days all in. International times vary by country. See shipping for the full breakdown.
  • Can I return it if the size is wrong?

    Every piece is printed to order, so I'd really rather you nailed the size first time. The Fit & sizing charts above have both inches and cm and the full body-length figures. Give them a proper look. If you're between sizes or unsure which fit suits, drop me a line at hello@myfirstraygun.com with your usual size in another brand and I'll talk you through it before you order.

    If it is still not right, you can send it back within 30 days of delivery, unworn and unwashed, and I'll refund the item price; the return postage is yours. I can't do straight swaps, since I hold no stock, so changing size means a return and a fresh order. Anything faulty, damaged or not what you ordered is on me: open a ticket within 30 days and I'll sort a replacement or refund. The full returns policy has the detail.

  • Can you put a design on a different garment?
    Absolutely. Drop me a line at hello@myfirstraygun.com with what you're after and I'll see what's available. If I can, I absolutely will.
  • How does the Relaxed tee compare to the Fitted?
    The Relaxed is a unisex cut (Gildan 5000): boxier through the chest and waist, slightly longer in the body, heavier 5.3 oz cotton. Runs true to size. If you want a closer silhouette, size down, or try the Fitted tee, a ladies' cut (Gildan 64000L) with a tapered waist and softer hand.
  • Does the Relaxed tee shrink in the wash?
    Pre-shrunk cotton, so minimal further shrink (1–3% if washed hot). Wash cold and tumble dry low and it'll hold its shape for years.